Carnaval Day 4: Hamas, No Homo, conclusion

So its getting towards the end of the festivities, and frankly its getting a bit tiresome...No, it really isn´t. Carnaval in Floripa surpasses any of my expectations. Its been 4 days of beach-centered parties. And after 3 months at -5 degress weather, its about damn time. Carnaval in Brazil would cause any one to relax, stay tranquillo, and enjoy. Even the Hamas:




Dudes were downing straight cacasha shots. Now, put all nationalism and mutual hatred aside, you gotta respect Khaled when he´s killing bottles of 51 and hitting on anything moving.


...speaking of hitting on, i´ve seemed to have been showing hot pink on the gaydar. As some of you (I´m not judging) may know, Florinapolis is amongst the gay capitals of the world. So is New York City and Tel Aviv, so no gay jokes, alright? By day one of carnaval, someone commented that i am tasty. By day three, a personal trainer from San Francisco is trying to help me as i was doing some pushups. NOw, i am by no means a homophobic, but they aren´t helping the cause. Women, I now know what it feels like to be objectified by men. On the other hand, i wasn´t complaining about the free drinks either...
And so:
NO HOMO NO HOMO NO


To conclude:
Carnaval is a amazing time, something everyone who enjoys life must experience. Floripa wasn´t the crazy time Ouro Preto was, but it is the place for you if you´re looking for the beach. or for amazingly good-looking women, or men, i guess...