I´m sitting on a ferry, about to leave the Chilean Tierra del Fuego en Route to Argentinian Patagonia. Just finished my breakfast/lunch hotdog meal. I am surrounded by miles of utter desolation. Since Darwin´s journey through Ushuaia in the 19th century, the region has been traversed by thousands. And yet the hospitable nature of this land maintains that feeling of complete solitude. The sublimity your surroundings tune out any other thoughts in your head, as one is left with that dumbstruck stare in his eyes.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Patagonia pt. 2 - desolation
I´m sitting on a ferry, about to leave the Chilean Tierra del Fuego en Route to Argentinian Patagonia. Just finished my breakfast/lunch hotdog meal. I am surrounded by miles of utter desolation. Since Darwin´s journey through Ushuaia in the 19th century, the region has been traversed by thousands. And yet the hospitable nature of this land maintains that feeling of complete solitude. The sublimity your surroundings tune out any other thoughts in your head, as one is left with that dumbstruck stare in his eyes.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Patagonia part 1 - Ushuaia, the end of the world

Ushuaia, capital of Tierra del Fuego (Land of fire) holds the title of Southermost city in the world. You would expect a desolate little town, cosidering its history as a Hispanic version of a gulag. Yet what awaited this poor Muchillero was a photocopy of your standard Swiss ski-town, full of overpriced stores and plump Europeans in day-glo colored jackets. Fear not, I will find a way to create an authentic shoe-string experience. Enter Jeff, a 31 year-old Canadian who has just ended his 22 month-long journey motorcycle journey from Edmonton, Canada. For a last hurrah, he decided to borrow a sleeping bag and head over to the best (and free!) trek in town, a two day adventure called el caminante. The Israeli dynamic duo of Shanny and Shiri came along in the last minute. They may have not realized this, but they would provide me (and you) with a valuable lesson on what NOT to do when trekking.
One of several glaciers surrounding Ushuaia:

So we are off at 11 am, beginning our 13 km trek. Over all, the trip is supposed to be relatively mild, with a few leaps in elevation here and there. In reality, the supposed experts under-estimated the difficulty and neglected to mention that the signs were sometimes nonexistent. Shanny and Shiri, who definately proved their toughness, were unfortunate as to come along with their muchillas (spanish for rucksacks), theirs being hybrid packs which had both shoulder straps and a wheels. The wheels are cumbersome and the shoulder straps unsatisfactory, causing the weight to be shifted to the upperbody, and away form the body, fostering a constant tilt back. Add to that a horrible sleeping bag (they didnt even take the other bag, which was somehow worse) And a tent they could not fit in their packs (though it fit in mine perfectly). Yea, much suffering to come...
in happier times (Jeff, Shiri, Shani):

The first day was not to bad. We kept a strong constant pace, suprising the band of10 israeli trekkers who lost their way and decided to return (ominous sign?). We were all in good spirits, and decided to camp around 6 pm. Accompanied by a French-Canadian and an Italian, we lit a camp fire and went to sleep around 10. I woke at 8, to the sight of Shanny shivering. Neither of the girls slept at all, due to the undue cold (result of insufficient fleece blankets and only one sleeping bag). Meanwhile, Jeff left our food outside, which the rodents (or the French Canadian guy, as the girls contend. He only had dulce de leche and crackers to his name) got to. So, we are left with 2 granola bars per person, and lingering doubt regarding the rest of the trip. I added their sleeping bag to my pack and we moved on. We reached the peak of our trip within an hour or so, and planned for 2 more hours down-hill until we reach our ultimate destination. The midway point was at a high elevation (above timber-line, next to a glacier) and it began raining/snowing. But so what, we made it! right?
If you see the following stone sculpture (made by yours´truly) know that you have gone to far to go back...

Here is when it gets bad, or adventurous. The rest of the trek was through a valley, yet we quickly lose track of the trail, so...we move on. Knowing we are at the right valley and direction, we head out. Cutting right to it, a 2 hour trek became a 5 hour ordeal, blazing a path through thick brush, crossing rivers...Survivor is a cakewalk compared to our trek. Needless to say we got a bit wet, and Shiri started getting tired...real tired, and panicky...and apparently she may have blacked out, yet mighty Jeff was there for the rescue. Shani was holding her own, and I was ahead, scouting. Long story short, we made it out around 7 pm, with some bruises and cuts, but a hell of a story...right? Mom, Dad, no worries. we reported our departure and honestly it wasnt that bad. Even another night there would would have been more than fine, except for an awkward body-heat sharing session...
To conclude, Ushuaia is good for: 1) a stop on the way to Antarctica ($3500-5000), 2) just to say you were in the Southermost city in the world (a few hunder pesos for transportation, food, hostel) 3) roughing it out for a few days and moving it on. In other words, save up before or suffer!
My advice: a bit unrelated to the above - you know it is time to leave your hostel/town when 2 Russian/Israeli guys who just got out of the army (Golani) check in. No, they DO NOT represent the Israeli Poeple! Do not think that i am fostering some self-hating imagery. It is just that one does not travel thousands of miles South in order to end up in Tel Aviv. Traveling with ´your own´can be comforting at times...but for me, there better be some looong spaces of time in between.
If you see the two in the picture below, hide your food!
Friday, March 6, 2009
DO NOT listen to your Hostel & La Corazon de Boca
Sunday for many in this world is a day of prayer and family gatherings. It is the same here in Buenos Aires, only the prayer is done in mass chanting during a Football match and accompanied by your colors0kin, aka fellow fans. Oh yea, Diego Maradona is godhead...DO NOT TAKE HIS NAME IN VAIN!
Last sunday I decided to check out La Bonboniera, Boca Jr.'s stadium, storiesch do not exactly match its chocolatey nickname. As per usual, I spoke with the hostel staff in order to gain some friendly advice on purchasing tickets and getting there. Seeing as they offer 'packages' for the matches, I should have figured that they would try and deter me from pursuing my goals on my own. "No, there are no tickets available, and if there are they are all fake, and if you get them the fans will crucify your gringo ass." To paraphrase the great Ari Gold, 'its the Israeli blood in me, we just don't take shit.' Essentially I nodded them off, and headed down for the 20 minutes walk to the stadium. Their package, at a 'measly' 160 pesos, provided standing-room tickets plus transportation to and from. If you step up your girngo game, you get yourself a meal as well for a miniscule 80 peso increase. Perfect for innocent European tourists, not so much for an Israeli Muchillero.
So...I walked the 20 minutes to Barrio de Boca, the 'other side of the tracks' according to the Hostel. Actually, its just a blue collar neighborhood, not too different from most towns in Pennsylvania or New Jersey...only with better music blasting from cars. Needless to say, on my quest for tix i ran into more Israelis. By 1 I was at the Stadium, by 2 I purchased my genuine 30 peso standing room ticket from the box office...no line either. By 3 my new friends and I dined on steak, chorizos and beer...30 pesos each. By 5 we had another round of quilmes (local beer) from the tap (rare in South America), while watching tango dancing and Japanese tourists using 3 different lenses for the same shot of Maradona's statue...10 pesos. By 8, Game on. By the way, the match was amazing, with Boca going 3 to 1 against Huaracan. Only tough spot is some liquid spilling on the people next to me...It was the rain, we hope. Return fare by bus...i gotta treat myself some time...1.80 peso. total- 71.80 pesos. Needless to say, upon return to the hostel i called them out. Not for making a bundle off innocent tourists, after all its a sucker's fault for being one. But for lying about availability of tickets. That is just bad Business. So...Do not believe the hype, or you will be stuck being a Euro, and we do not want that, right? (hear that? that's the national anthem in your ears, yea and thats a tear in your eye...)
Can you guess who the chubby man pointing at the bottom of the photo is?
Yea, its this guy...
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Buenas Aires, Urban Bliss
28 hours by bus from Florianapolis to Buenos Aires!
And i´m not talking about those rediculous first-class buses available in Argentina. The only way is Brazilian style ghetto-jelapi bus featuring a leaky bathroom and a Banderas movie marathon (Zorro 1 &2, the 13th Warrior... not even Desperado!) All is ameliorated when I meet up with Paula and Violetta, two way cool girls from Buenos Aires. That´s what happens when you rock the warriors shirt...its a catalyst for meeting interesting people. The deal was sealed when they spooted Diplo on my Ipod...classy! They rep Buenos Hard, working as the dynamic duo of graphic deisgn projects throughout the Argentinean music world. More on that later.
Also on the bus was an English fellow by the name of James, whose from Manchester, lives in London, and supports Everton...Football fans respond now. The man was relaying stories of Debauchery unleashed by the brits in Floripa (other side of the island, unfortunately) And we got beds at HI Tango City. You can never go wrong with HI in terms of basic sanitary standards, and the location was fine. Enough of that...
BUENOS AIRES IS A KILLER CITY:




Buenos has it all:
The music scene is strong, Amazing graffs and public arts, Parties that last until 6 am at least, delicious steaks which cost less than a tall late at Starbucks, Avant garde architecture, Beautiful women, World-class (and cheap) wine, crazy hostel scene, etc etc., more stories to come.
And i´m not talking about those rediculous first-class buses available in Argentina. The only way is Brazilian style ghetto-jelapi bus featuring a leaky bathroom and a Banderas movie marathon (Zorro 1 &2, the 13th Warrior... not even Desperado!) All is ameliorated when I meet up with Paula and Violetta, two way cool girls from Buenos Aires. That´s what happens when you rock the warriors shirt...its a catalyst for meeting interesting people. The deal was sealed when they spooted Diplo on my Ipod...classy! They rep Buenos Hard, working as the dynamic duo of graphic deisgn projects throughout the Argentinean music world. More on that later.
Also on the bus was an English fellow by the name of James, whose from Manchester, lives in London, and supports Everton...Football fans respond now. The man was relaying stories of Debauchery unleashed by the brits in Floripa (other side of the island, unfortunately) And we got beds at HI Tango City. You can never go wrong with HI in terms of basic sanitary standards, and the location was fine. Enough of that...
BUENOS AIRES IS A KILLER CITY:




Buenos has it all:

The music scene is strong, Amazing graffs and public arts, Parties that last until 6 am at least, delicious steaks which cost less than a tall late at Starbucks, Avant garde architecture, Beautiful women, World-class (and cheap) wine, crazy hostel scene, etc etc., more stories to come.
Carnaval Day 4: Hamas, No Homo, conclusion
So its getting towards the end of the festivities, and frankly its getting a bit tiresome...No, it really isn´t. Carnaval in Floripa surpasses any of my expectations. Its been 4 days of beach-centered parties. And after 3 months at -5 degress weather, its about damn time. Carnaval in Brazil would cause any one to relax, stay tranquillo, and enjoy. Even the Hamas:

Dudes were downing straight cacasha shots. Now, put all nationalism and mutual hatred aside, you gotta respect Khaled when he´s killing bottles of 51 and hitting on anything moving.
...speaking of hitting on, i´ve seemed to have been showing hot pink on the gaydar. As some of you (I´m not judging) may know, Florinapolis is amongst the gay capitals of the world. So is New York City and Tel Aviv, so no gay jokes, alright? By day one of carnaval, someone commented that i am tasty. By day three, a personal trainer from San Francisco is trying to help me as i was doing some pushups. NOw, i am by no means a homophobic, but they aren´t helping the cause. Women, I now know what it feels like to be objectified by men. On the other hand, i wasn´t complaining about the free drinks either...
And so:
NO HOMO NO HOMO NO

To conclude:
Carnaval is a amazing time, something everyone who enjoys life must experience. Floripa wasn´t the crazy time Ouro Preto was, but it is the place for you if you´re looking for the beach. or for amazingly good-looking women, or men, i guess...

Dudes were downing straight cacasha shots. Now, put all nationalism and mutual hatred aside, you gotta respect Khaled when he´s killing bottles of 51 and hitting on anything moving.
...speaking of hitting on, i´ve seemed to have been showing hot pink on the gaydar. As some of you (I´m not judging) may know, Florinapolis is amongst the gay capitals of the world. So is New York City and Tel Aviv, so no gay jokes, alright? By day one of carnaval, someone commented that i am tasty. By day three, a personal trainer from San Francisco is trying to help me as i was doing some pushups. NOw, i am by no means a homophobic, but they aren´t helping the cause. Women, I now know what it feels like to be objectified by men. On the other hand, i wasn´t complaining about the free drinks either...
And so:
NO HOMO NO HOMO NO

To conclude:
Carnaval is a amazing time, something everyone who enjoys life must experience. Floripa wasn´t the crazy time Ouro Preto was, but it is the place for you if you´re looking for the beach. or for amazingly good-looking women, or men, i guess...
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Beleze! it starts...
Carnival begins tonight. Saturday to Tuesday, a constant routine of: drinking, dancing around samba trucks (check the pics) partying on the beach of Lagoa until dawn, sleep a few hours, hang-over induced coma on the beach all day, repeat...
First night of carnival hosts the opening ceremony, a massive parade where different schools of samba field hordes of choreographed dancers, musicians and floats. This is where the order ends, as chaos insues throughout the island until the last minutes of carnival.
A Brazilian Post-game wrap-up:


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